Total Medals Earned: 429 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,695 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (80/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
You've created an enemy.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/280 points)
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/15 (30/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The official SHOOM
Reach like 6478 O's
Medals Earned: 7/17 (130/500 points)
Go through the walls
Ram head first into a rock
Get the SNEK to 10,000 points
Have SNEK reach max speed
Get the SNEK to 15,000 points
Be one segment long
Keep SNEK alive for 5 minutes
Die within 10 seconds
Hit yourself
Be 300 Segments Long
Get the SNEK to 25,000 points
Get the SNEK to 50,000 points
Make it to the top of the leaderboards
Run SNEK on any device